They were everywhere.They were all beautiful.They were all blond.They were just there.Like they had appeared out of nowhere.
When Sam's dad whisks him and his brother off to the beach for the summer, he's all for it--at first. Sam soon realizes, though, that this sleepy little beach town is anything but average. Time seems to slow down, and everywhere he looks, there are beautiful blond girls. Girls who seem inexplicably drawn to him.
Then Sam meets DeeDee, one of the Girls, and she's different from the others. Just as he starts to fall for her, she pulls away, leaving him more confused than ever. He knows that if he's going to get her back, he'll have to uncover the secret of this beach and the girls who live here.
About the Author
Bennett Madison learned everything he knows about shoplifting from working at the Gap, where his facility with a price gun earned him the esteemed title of Markdown Specialist, and he learned everything he knows about blondes from attending Sarah Lawrence College, where his four years of lackluster study failed to earn him a diploma. He has spent time as a phone psychic, a receptionist, and a layabout, and his greatest unfulfilled ambition is either to go on Survivor or to write X-Men comic books. He lives in New York City.
Praise for September Girls…
PRAISE FOR SEPTEMBER GIRLS:“Eerie and desperately romantic, September Girls is a myth measured out in summer days, game shows, French fries and women’s magazines. Bennett Madison makes a seedy beach town into the stuff of legends, and he has worked an intoxicating magic. Amazing.”
-E. Lockhart, author of The Boyfriend List and The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks
PRAISE FOR THE BLONDE OF THE JOKE:“Off-kilter humor, moody narration, and twisted psychology make this sardonic exploration of suburbia thrilling-like pocketing lip gloss and walking right out of the store.”
-School Library Journal
“This wickedly funny novel has it all—style, depth, bite, and a punch line you won’t be able to forget.”
-Sarah Mlynowski, author of Ten Things We Did (and Probably Shouldn't Have)
“The Blonde of the Joke turns a dull suburban landscape into a mythical place, full of treasure, inner demons, and transformations. Bennett Madison is one of the best YA writers around and this is his sharpest book to date.”
-Maureen Johnson, New York Times bestselling author of The Name of the Star
“A delightfully wicked book—a supersexy celebration of good girls gone bad, and a haunting ode to teenage rebellion.”
-James St. James, author of Freak Show
“A ridiculous, riotous, tongue-in-cheek mad dash through the mall where everything is not as it seems and where the cheap jokes and the bounty grow like apples on trees.”
“You will fall in love with The Blonde of the Joke the moment you enter its mall-wandering, skater-boy loving, dark secret-hiding world. Poetic and punchy, sarcastic and true, I gobbled this up and was left wanting so much more.”
-Sara Shepard, author of the New York Times bestselling Pretty Little Liars series
“Madison’s honest and darkly comic prose takes this mall-rat tale to mythical heights. The punchline is definitely bittersweet and will leave a good many readers anticipating Madison’s next book.”
“Madison’s dreamlike prose imbues the most ordinary moments with cosmic significance. Readers will soak up every bit.”